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reform The Church

to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.

a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?

student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?

professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.

by Sexydimma January 13, 2013


Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap

Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.

by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017


Church Moth

someone’s son or daughter who is a satanist who’s forced to go to church on the down low

maggie: oh look patrick is in our church group
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth

by qq.madi November 21, 2021


Church Boy

Literally Parker

Me: hello church boy

Church Boy: ShUTT uPp

by March 22, 2022


Church Boy

Literally Parker

Me hello church boy

Church boy shut up

by March 22, 2022


Church boy

Literally Parker

Me: Wow hello church boy
Parker: Shut up
(@_@)

by March 22, 2022


Cain Church

Cain church is a 14 year old born march 28 2010 and lives in remsenburg-speonk new york. he is very jewish and gets made fun of every day for it. cain church was put on probation for three months for criminal mischief

Cain church is a stupid jew

by Cain Church December 6, 2024