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Talking on the phone while taking a shit
Dude, Im pretty sure she gave you a speech from the throne
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A term used by ripped orange douchebags fornicators that means they are from New Jersey.
When New Jersey was mentioned, Ronnie mentioned he was from Jersy. "I'm from Jewsy"
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Cummies from angel are a gift from God. They are cum gummies that were made by an Angel's cum, put in a freezer and later got chewy. They are an eloquent flavor and are made for mhs only!
Girl: Hey did u get cummies from angel.
Other girl: Omg yesss they were so good they take long to chew and have a very semeny flavor!!!
Girl: You r so lucky i wish i had some in my mouth!!
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After drinking too much alcohol, resulting in dry heaving/alcohol poisoning
Pain felt when thinking about/drinking that type of alcohol again.
"Why are you making that face, Bobby?"
"Sorry George, I drank a fuckton of vodka last weekend and was up all night puking. I'm just having flashbacks from 'Nam."
"Well if you don't want it give it here."
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someone who works from home instead of going to office
Matt - Haven't seen Phil at work for a while
Bala - Yeah, he's a work-from-hommie now !!
or
Shiva (on the phone with Bala) - Dude, the traffic is mad today. Don't take the expressway
Bala - What do I care..I'm a work-from-hommie now.
Shiva - Dagnabbit !!
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You fuck ure mate in the ass
Dude, I gave her one from behind last night!!! It made me cum soo bad ass!
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Persons engaged in sex tourism.
The bars in Ho Chi Minh City are filled with guys from Nebraska.
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