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Fucktard is not a shortened word for fucking retard!! A true fucktard is an individual that sees an opportunity or is in a situation that has potential for multiple outcomes. Weighs all options, acknowledges benefits and consequences for each option, then chooses to go with the option that will have the most hilarious, sick and twisted consequence.... Just for shits and giggles. And smile for the camera in central booking every time!!
While on Greyhound bus going cross country, we made an unscheduled stop. I only wanted half a cigarette.
Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.
**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story
Fuck:
verb1.have sex with (someone).2.ruin or damage (something).
Tard: noun. offensive. A person who has a mental disability (often used as a general term of abuse).
Fucktard is the shorting of the slur Ret@a#d with the word Fuck in front of it, commonly used as and insult. People who use it either do not care and like to use the r-slur and others who use it think they are being morality superior by using this instead of the r-word but they are not and and need to stop using any variation of the word "tard".
"ouch you stepped on my foot fucktard"
A fucking retard.
Or
A retarded fucker.
Or
Fucked up retard.
Sam you fucktard , no one fucking loves you cunt.
Someone who has no ability to perform sexual intercourse.
He can't have sex because he is a Fucktard
when u call somebody reatrded and fucking gay
"what the fuck are you doing fucktard"
When a teenager with ridiculously poor grammar submits a stupid and incorrect definition on Urban dictionary because they heard a term at school that's been around for decades, yet they believe they are one of the first people to hear it, and/or know the "real" meaning of it.
Dirty Sanchez is when a guy sticks his finger up a girl's anus and then wipes there finger on the girls lip. I know this b/c my hoars at my high school think I a fucktard.
Someone who is not all there but is still a cunt
He is such a fucktard.