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A redbull, slim-jim and a candy bar eaten as a meal for breakfast. Easily purchased at every single gas station in america.
On my drive from New York to Los Angeles all I ate the whole ride was the gas station breakfast.
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he needed alot of gas -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐
damn hitler killed alot of jews so hitlers gas bill must be huge
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When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.
He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans
after a having too much dairy, beans, or just sitting too long you have to go to the bathroom and instead of nice clean turds you spew out what is known as a "gas/poo complex" - characterized by intermittent clumps of solid logs, tiny floaters, and farts.
i'm lactose intolerant but i couldn't help but eat that pint of ice cream anyway, as a result the next day i formed a gas/poo complex
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An American made automobile that has childproof electric door and window locks that prevent the occupants from rolling the windows down or escaping the car once the driver has let a massive fart.
Dude, I need to find out who in our squad ratted me out on cheating on the History test last week. Bro, we will pick the squad up tonight after school in my car, go on a long ride, lock the doors and windows, then I will fart and we will then begin the questioning in the "Detroit Gas Chamber". Someone will talk..they always do.
When someone farts and it smells so bad you have to leave the room or your eyes start welling up.
Chase: "Dude WTF is that? I gotta leave the room."
Tommy: "Thats a little something we like to call Tommy Tear Gas!"
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When one splatter farts into a hotel provided shower cap and sneaks up behind a loved one and pulls it around their face like a gas mask.
My wife was screaming at me so I gave her a Talahassee Gas Mask to calm her down.
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