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What f*kin McDonalds has a message

A word said when by a perplexed customer about a fast food establishment having an answering machine.

What f*kin McDonalds has a message? What do i say i want a burger tomorrow.

by Nonocircle225883 April 17, 2021

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A Man Has Fallen Into The River In Lego City

An advertisement for Lego's emergency Lego City sets which were sold in the early 2000s despite there being different versions today they are still taking the market by storm!

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGOยฎ๏ธ City.

by TheCoLAInsider February 25, 2020

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has never seen the light of day

A person who is a sad fuck that has never interacted with a girl in their damn life. They sit on a computer and talk to โ€œdiscord kittensโ€œ trying to find some affection in their sad pathetic lifeโ€™s.

He hasnโ€™t left his room in ages! I bet he has never seen the light of day!

by Ilikemen20001 July 15, 2021

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Has she bent your dick yet?

Its when your Girl romps you cowgirl style!

Yo Has she bent your dick yet?

Nah man, im always on top!

by Mush The Boxer January 30, 2010

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The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

A video commenting trend started by the YouTuber Jonny RaZeR. This phrase is similar to the phrase ITS NOT A MISTAKE โœจ ITS A MASTERPIECE โœจ created by JellyBean, however unlike them, Jonny had his own viewers decide on the comment that would be written in the comment section of every video seen by participants of the joke. A viewer of Jonny commented The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host and it quickly began to be copy and pasted in the comment section. Jonny has encouraged everyone to only comment the message once on each video seen and to like/upvote the single comment in hopes of preventing the message from flooding the comments of every video on social media.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that comment being spammed everywhere on social media?
Person 2: Yeah! Everyone keeps saying The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

by Twi Shorts January 15, 2023

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The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

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Your Argument has been rendered Invalid

It is used when somebody says it can do something really improbable and weird to show that you have proved it. (See WTF)

Cat belt, you say? Your argument has been rendered invalid.

by Wetefe June 16, 2010

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