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grease hawk

A more common hockey player phrase used to describe a guy who hooks up with women who are of a more plump nature.

"Only a grease hawk like you would muck it up with that big ass broad."

by dportal June 20, 2011


Phone Hawk

That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you

-relieve you of your phone

-to hack and get on your SnapChat story

These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.

Phone hawks will burn in hell.

"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"

"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"

by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016


hawk teeth

Hawk teeth is the action of giving a teethy, knobby, excruciatingly painful blow job from the chuzz to the point where the foreskin is being scraped off

Last night in my truck, Taylor gave me the hawk teeth. Worst night of my life.

by Chucklenuts_69 November 27, 2024

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hawk n tee

Combination mohawk, haircut and a goatee beard.

Dood, you're looking way cool with your hawk n tee.

by Jimmy the Dick April 23, 2009


Nick Hawk

The type of person who jerks off in a sauna.

You see that one guy in the sauna every single day, he's definitely a Nick Hawk huh?

by BigHunchoMane September 15, 2022


Hawks Preserve

A neighborhood in Fort Myers that has a park, streets, houses, and nice old people. And kids.

Who goes to Hawks Preserve to visit your friends? Syd does.

by Syd-Fort Myers March 11, 2024


Ian Hawke

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.

If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.

When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.

"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC

by Ogobogga April 27, 2024