Clot Head

Someone who is mentally slow.

He was forgetful, a little dim and didn't really know what was going on - he was a real clot head.

Head buddy

A friend with similar cranial circumference.

Me and my head buddy share hats all the time!

Anal Head

It’s the same as fisting someone but you use your fucking head

Slut! It’s time for your daily dose of anal head you fucking dirty slut

jakes head

A person with a huge cranium/really huge head

My best mate has a Jakes head

Sted Head

Someone that steroids dosen't agree with

Check out that sted head!!

bargain head

Getting surprisingly drunk from a relatively small amount of alcoholic intake. Often gets shortened to just "bargain".

I gave up drinking for a couple of months and now I can get me a bargain head after only two beers.

hang-head

When an individual is intoxicated to the point that they can sit up straight, but not able to hold their head up. A person with hang-head may still be able to lift their head, but for only seconds to mumble inaudible words or to stare off into space.

Paul has a nasty case of hang-head because he thought it would be a good idea to smoke weed after drinking an entire bottle of rosé .