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the rumor adolfs testicle was chopped off by his mother when he was small
adolf has only got one ball,
goring has two but very small,
himmler is rather sim'lar,
but poor old goebbels has no balls at all.
hitler has one ball is the suspicion that the dictator had well one ball
An phrase used to calmly and briefly demonstrate displeasure with someones radical statement. Alternatively, you could post it in an edited comment to make it seem that the comment was originally egregious.
Hitler: These stupid FUCKING BITCHES won't date me because they only like chad cock. I hope ALL WOMEN burn in fucking hell like the retarded pieces of shit they are. FUCKING FEMOIDS!!!
Not Hitler: Calm down, Hitler
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When someone does a handstand over a weiner dog, the the other person fills an empty vodka bottle with mexican white sand, then lets it turn to glass like the bottle, then the bottle is smashed and stuck in the rear end of the person doing the handstand. The person with the bottle in their ass then proceedes to do superman push ups Until the dog gets irritated and runs away, causing an orgasm.
Why are you walking like that?
Because me and Skyler did a Puerto Rican Hitler last night!
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one of the many odd creatures of this world, Hitlers enlarged ball sack roams the wild terrain of Germany, striking fear into anyone that see's it. it's daily diet consists of Nazi flags and dead Nazi soldiers. it will attack anyone wearing the colors red and white, often resulting the person to shout "BEGONE THOT" which will drive the ball sack away. be weary of this creature, it roams Germany with balls of steel.
OH SHIT DUDE! ITS HITLER'S ENLARGED BALL SACK! SHOUT BEGONE THOT!
dude, stop acting like Hitler's enlarged ball sack.
Time to take Hitler's enlarged ball sack on a walk today!
Used in YouTube videos.
A subtitles-only edit of a scene in "Downfall" movie, where Hitler complains about his war operations/circumstances, strictly in German, in order to create an impossible to understand German yelling and complaining along with edited subtitles.
Example: "But my Fuhrer, fegelin is gay" "What? I will kill that faggot!!! Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!!!"
Hitler finds out "X" (Title)
(Insert wrong subtitle german translation here and yelling hitler)
Because any of your sperm can grow up to be Hitler so masturbating is the new service to our country because it protects the world from Hitler. Optional ending is, "God Bless America".
Me: Well Im going to go kill some Hitlers.
Friend: Ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.
Me: Ok.
Me: "ugh ugh UGH UGH!!!! AHHH!!! God Bless America!"
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Sexy Black hitler is very sexy, black and pretty nazipazi. He loves to hang out with satan and his boyfriend saddam hussein. They do orgys and threesomes all the time.
Look! That guy is sexy black and is having a threesome with satan and saddam hussein. He must be a Sexy black hitler!
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