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The reasons why human civilization stopped and humans turned to be retarded, idiotic, spoiled, special snowflake beings
You know why in Good Old Days there's so much innovation? Because human rights is low even non-existent
Your wristwatch, heliocentric theory, hip-hop, Ziplock, jazz, Pilates gym, O Holy Night, Silent Night, hipster culture, Aufklarung, Time Zone, and feminism emerged on the era when human rights is a delusion
Long story short, Human Rights and Progress don't go hand in hand
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A person, being of either the male or female gender, who can name at least the title and artist of almost any song of decent quality (see rock and roll) and sometimes the album, background information about the song or artist, or lyrics for foolish non-iPods that can't seem to hear perfectly slurred musical lyrics. Often the D.J. or MC of a party or gathering, also works great in freakshows.
*Rolling Stones' Paint it Black is playing in a hotel room during a school Washington, D.C. trip*
Jeremy (singing along): "I see a rainbow and I want to paint it black.."
Luke (iPod Human): "Ah fuck, lil' kid, can't you hear?!"
Jeremy: "Yeah.. I'm PRETTY SURE its 'I see a rainbow,' what else would it be?"
Luke: "try 'I see a red door,' lil' idiot. Don't argue with me about the Stones, or anybody. This song specifically is from their Aftermath album"
Jeremy: "That doesn't sound right. You don't even know what you're talking about."
Luke: "Wanna bet, bitch?!"
*quick chacha text for the sake of un-biased answers*
Luke: "Yeap, it's 'red door' not 'rainbow' you little rainbow lovin' homo. I told you so."
Jeremy: "You darned iPod Humans! Where can I get one of you?!"
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An living (organism) that is not human or of human origin.
Used to describe (aliens).
dude 1: "its non-human!"
dude 2: "no. its a cow/chicken/bug-monster.
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A midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes
Amber was pulling her human suitcase through the airport
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The Human Panini is the act of penetrating with a usually long penis (from 1.5-2m) inside of a woman’s vagina, and back out her mouth. During this time, another woman is making out with the First Lady and the penis also enters her mouth and comes back out her vagina. Period blood is also used as ketchup and queef grease as salad. This results in the Human Panini.
Louis did his first Human Panini yesterday with Jia and Astrid!
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when a man sticks a bottle of toothpaste in a girl's butthole and squeezes it all into the butthole. Then the girl shits on his penis and he brushes her teeth with it
Gave that slut a Human Toothbrush
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