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A way of saying a long time has passed, especially when you feel a bit embarrassed it’s been so long, because deep down you know you should have done it sooner.
“When’s the last time you worked out?”
“It’s been a minute.”
A word coined by millennials used in an attempt to downplay an action that would be considered gross negligence.
“I don’t know why it’s not working. I haven’t used it in like a minute.”
Parents: “...you are 28, it’s time to move out.”
Millennial: “I don’t understand, I’ve only been here for a minute.”
When you laugh at something that somebody said out of respect before you realize that the joke was either bad or directed negatively towards you
James: I guarantee that the people around me all have super tiny dicks.
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD
When your dip lip is so fat that you can't help but spit it out for a whole minute.
Outlaw: Its time for a mudjug minute!
Josephina:O h shit here we go, CARL GET THE MUDJUG!!!
Carl: FUCK YOU
when a stupid whore gets railed by her ex at FairPlay parking lot during her exs lunch break. Bringing her friends along.
Ericas car smelled fishy after her 15 minutes at FairPlay.
Usually Is defined as the workout that makes weak men into big,juicy,musclish men.
Made of 5 sets of "who's your Daddy",5 sets of "Yes king",5 sets of "Diddy crunches"(all composed of 30 reps).
For best results it's Better to put "Ela Vila Mortal" as workout Song on loop.
Eno rebmun Aggin:Bro you don't look Natural what Is your secret?
Owt rebmun Aggin:Oh,I do 5×30,5 minutes a day workout