fried pickle

Refering to mans penis that has a yeast infection.

Yo, man after fucking that nasty slaggot, i got a fried pickle....

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Pickle Dick

When you have sex for so long that the vinegary vaginal acids start to degrade your dick, much like how vinegar transforms a cucumber into a pickle.

Charlie: I saw that you had Taylor over for a long time last night, you got to watch out for that pickle dick.
Jake: Good thing she likes pickles.

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pickle head

one who's head is full of pickles. commonly a term of endearment.

"Tara, you're my little pickle head" said Mike

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Pickle Theory

When both person in a relationship both hates pickles, it means that they're compatible and perfect for each other. Originated from a Hong Kong drama during the 1970's.

S: Do you like olives?

A: no, i hate them
S: Oh then we can't be together anymore since i hate olives too, based on the oliver theory
A: But don't you hate pickles?

S: yeah i do, why?
A: then we're perfect for each other based on the pickle theory

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pickle suit

Your birthday suit but only applies to a male.

"Hey are you wearing your pickle suit on the ski trip?"
"Hellz yes."

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pottery pickle

one of the greatest mysteries of the world. When a guy is doing a girl in the ass and he shoves a cucumber in his partner's vagina. then the guy smashes a piece of pottery over the girls back making her tighten up around the cuke. when he pulls the cuke out it is magically changed into a pickle

"so did you give her the donkey punch?"
"no, i gave her the pottery pickle"
"how does that work"
"i have no idea"

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Pickle Slang

The act of one man putting his penis in any orifice of another man.

Johny is not only gay, but promiscuous too. He pickle slangs different dude every night.

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