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a great pc game or,
going half life is beating the sh*t out of some one with a crowbar
"i'm going to go play half life"
"i'm going to go half life on your ass"
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It's a way of life. It's not just about how you dress or what you smokin'. When you're high life livin', it means you're living without boundaries or limits. We don't follow rules or copy the next man, originality is the key people!!
Look at that guy over there, you can tell he's livin' the high life !!!
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Hell of a Life: You have a zealous, adventurous life; shitty at some parts and amazing at others. You wouldn't trade it for anything else cuz you know you couldn't function without it.
Boy: Did you hear about Madonna? New album and so much controversy..
Girl: yeah, she got a hell of a life. Totally jealous of her.
Boy: lol smh
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A gleeful description of a previous time when you were supremely unhappy and married to an asshole.
Well my dear, that unexpectedly toxic statement came directly out of my ex life, it was a post traumatic reflex rooted in my past mental hell.
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The shittiest dream you'll ever have.
*Me asleep dreaming away from real life*
Me: "I just had the worst nightmare where I was dealing with depression and everyone around me would just kill each other."
Person: "Damn, that sounds awful."
Me: "OH FUCK I'M HAVING IT AGAIN!"
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Life is roblox.
It was said by the great, dj khaled (biggest in the game)
Loser 1: Why are you playing roblox?
DJ Khaled: Life is roblox.
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The Shashlik and squatting king. If you need something to look to in life, have no hope for human kind anymore, go watch life of boris. His calming Russian accent will make you feel inner peace for the rest of your life. Has the digestion system of a Russian bear that lived in the woods and killed more that 30 people in the woods for the past 30 years. Drinks vodka and kvass on a daily basis.
Man with crippling depression: I want to kill myself.
Life of Boris YouTube channel: Do not fear BORIS is here!"
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