smegma cake

The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.

Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness

Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake

Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.

Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake

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Poom Cakes

A cake made of Poomige

"OMG they're so Poom cakes... that cake is in the shape of a Poom lets all go shave our heads and worship it"

Cake hacking

The action of modifying a cake mix to personal specifications to give it a homemade taste.

I'm cake hacking this recipe because I am adding chocolate chips and honey to the mix. All my cakes are cake hacked. I really love cake hacking. This cake hack is delicious. This cake has been hacked.

Penile Cake

A modern version of the word "poppycock", basically meaning nonsense or bullshit.

Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."

Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."

Cake tart

A cake tart is a famous celebrity who is later found out to be a pedophile.

IE:
Kevin Spacey.
Jared from Subway.
Bill Cosby
The Michigan state Olympic doctor.

I though Jared seemed cool and slim; but damn what a fucking Cake Tart.

Meat-Cake

A compound word used in reference to man meat and lady cake.

Me and my girl are gonna make some meat-cake for Valentine’s Day

homie cakes

A legend of a most chill disposition such that "homie cakes" is a valid way to describe them.

Yo homie cakes let's smoke.