Room Temp Dick

Regular dick. When you are not sexually aroused whatsoever, and not wet, or cold.

Billy: Dude it looked like you had a semi-chub in your sweats when Jen and Julie were scissoring on the couch at that party last night...

Jack: No way brosif, room temp dick all the way watching those swamp donkeys...

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ruh's rec room

A fun and happening place. A place people would want to be.

"Hey bro/bruh/Bud, what's up tonight?"
"I'm at Ruh's Rec Room!"
"Cool!"

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furnace room lullaby

Not a very good way to die.

Jimmy hasn't paid his gambling debit and he hasn't been seen for a bit. Maybe Jimmy got sung a furnace room lullaby.

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Locker Room Jousting

A practice which gay athletes do in their spare time in the locker room where they ram at each other with their penises.

"Tyler's penis was bent in a tragic locker room jousting accident. Ryan couldn't fix it."

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redneck chat room

When rednecks respond to writing on bathroom walls, and it will continue until the bathroom is filled up by black sharpie. Also, it is filled with spelling mistakes, and normally asking if anyone wants to "suck, lick, and/or kiss" a particular body part. There are always phone numbers in redneck chat rooms.

Bubba got Sarah's phone number from the redneck chat room on Tuesday.

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the crowded locker room

When a man and woman take a shower placing a suction cup dildoe on the wall. the man shoves his penis in her mouth forcing the dildoe to penitrate her vagina or anus upon every thrust.

He asked for a blowjob in the shower but he didnt expect me to pull out the crowded locker room on him.

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Discord Chat-room

ANARCHY, APOCALYPSE, HATE, SUICIDE CENTER, MENTALLY DAMAGING, A INSANE ASYLUM all put together in one area (unless the group is a Christian Minecraft server center )

"This Discord Chat-room is truly the force of 40 year old guy that have committed a crime serval times."

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