The type of bravado a person exhibits on the internet incognito behind a screen only to turn coward when confronted physically.
Rob was all internet courage when slut shaming Koko's gala attire last night but stuttered when she accosted him in class.
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Internet shooters is when somebody playing cool on the intenet like they are something
-Look at that guy
-That guy is such an internet shooter he never done anything that he say he done
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Someone who can find anyone's address on the internet with little to no work at all.
Tristan: Ruthie found my address out yesterday. She must be a Grade A stalker.
Selena: Yeah, I know. She's such an Internet Ninja
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How it works:
If you came to my
house, came inside, and said 'I'm going to rape
your dog,' I would tell you to get the **** out,
and then I would force you, because being in a
'free country' doesn't mean you can ****
around on someone else's property
grimlen: 1st amendment!
ReySquared: and freedom of speech does not
apply ^_^
Wufei: doesn't apply on the internet
grimlen: psh
ReySquared: you can say what you want, but
not here. :3
grimlen: yes it does!! Internet is a form of the
press!!!
Wufei: if the laws of the constitution applied to
the internet
Wufei: we'd have a lot of libel/slander cases in
the courts
grimlen: itsamerica, its gonna happen
grimlen: if u ban us, we will come back!!
ReySquared: The internet is not a form of the
press, and this server is somebody's property.
That means that whatever you do, you have to
abide by whatever stipulations the host makes.
grimlen: YES it is, it is available to the publc!!! A
you sukc
ReySquared: No, it isn't. The first ammendment
applies to the government, you can't take a
person on the street to court for violating your
first ammendment rights.
...
Wufei: Rey
Wufei: publish it xD
Wufei: define it under Internet Law
This definition coined by ReySquared, Urban Dictionary editor
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These are to be avoided at all costs. They usually take the appearance of an appealing website, such as "Hack any Facebook account!" or "Watch Netflix for free!" Click on it, and you won't be hacking or watching anything for a while. First, it'll ask you to fill out some little captcha and give an email address. Easy to fake your way through it. Then comes stage 2:
"Just fill out this quick survey..."
Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.
And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.
Person 1: Whoa look I can hack anyone's Facebook...
2 hours later:
Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!
5 hours later:
Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!
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A shortened way of saying a commonly used phrase on the internet, using the first letter of each word in the phrase.
I love using internet acronyms, LOL.
OMG, you're my BFFL.
WTF is your problem?
See ya later, I G2G.
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adj. Describes the feeling you get when you witness the closure of a long standing and very enjoyable web site. Similar to the feeling you get when you watch someone graduate from high school that you remember being born.
Can you believe BMW is shutting down bmwfilms.com? I remember when that shit came out in 2001. Damn I feel internet old!
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