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While wearing an iron man costume do a handstand and precede to get rim jobbed by partner
I just did the inverted iron man with yo momma.
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Spinach is the superior salad base because it has big iron energy (iron); the salad equivalent of big dick energy
E-Dawg, Pls. Lettuce is just a vehicle to get garlic to your mouth. Spinach has that big iron energy.
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what tony says before he sacrifices himself :,,,,(.
"i am inevitable."
"and i...i am iron man."
*SNAPS*
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An iron cross wearer is another way to say "skin head". Or one that is a racist caucasin, that wears the independant label frequently. Another characteristic of an iron cross wearer is to be over religous. Like people in Riverside!
"That town is filled with good-for-nothing iron cross wearers."
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A banner best held up at a Feminist rally.
"Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner
"Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back
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Act quickly while the opportunity is still available. Blacksmiths working iron by hand heat the iron in a fire to red-hot making it malleable. The Smith removes the iron from the fire and shapes it with blows from a hammer. They need to work quickly before the iron cools. Once the iron is cool, it becomes brittle and the opportunity to hammer it into shape has passed.
If you want the job, you need to strike while the iron is hot.
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A man who has honed the art of making women cum.
Seth: I would be psyched if some girl complemented me on my dick giving abilities.
Evan: Well go ask Will. He's the Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag I'm sure he could give you a couple hints on how to plow a slam piece.
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