Mad Mr.Tom. Someone who gets beat by their parentals until their ass smells of tunafish and is the color purple. Followed by screaming such as a spanish women would do during sexual intercourse. Someone who has a small penis but is too afraid to admit it. During the winter time his mother gets snow plowed by a man named Tristan. Trust me, You'll know a Mad Mr.Tom when you see one...
Guy 1: Dude, i just found out my friend is a Mad Mr.Tom.
Guy 2: Who, Jimmy?
Guy 1: Yeah i can hear him getting beat when i walk by his house.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, his house smells like a seafood deli.
I need a bit of help dawg, and I know you got Mad Bread
when a fat girl says "ur big mad" and you respond with "you mad big, tf"
Bessie: "biden is awesome, kill all men, LGBTQIA+ will take over the world, what? you big mad?"
Cody: "You mad big, tf"
A danish saying for people with above average sized penises. A person that radiates BDE (Big Dick Energy)
Damn, that guy seems like a real Mads Siig!
When one person places marbles into the anal cavity of another person while they are asleep. When the person next moves a bowel the marbles come with it and the person is rendered mad wondering where the marbles came from.
I got Jimmy with Marble Madness last night. Then this morning he was admitted to psychiatric therapy.
A chiding, comical statement made to laugh off over-eating or the need/desire to eat.
A: That was some good-ass pizza, let me get another slice!
B: You mad-fat, son.
When you have to poop so badly, you can’t focus on anything except finding the nearest toilet.
Don’t bother Eric right now... He’s got poop madness real bad