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Mad Mr.Tom

Mad Mr.Tom. Someone who gets beat by their parentals until their ass smells of tunafish and is the color purple. Followed by screaming such as a spanish women would do during sexual intercourse. Someone who has a small penis but is too afraid to admit it. During the winter time his mother gets snow plowed by a man named Tristan. Trust me, You'll know a Mad Mr.Tom when you see one...

Guy 1: Dude, i just found out my friend is a Mad Mr.Tom.
Guy 2: Who, Jimmy?
Guy 1: Yeah i can hear him getting beat when i walk by his house.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, his house smells like a seafood deli.

by MadMrJeff January 23, 2013


mad bread

slang for more weed

I need a bit of help dawg, and I know you got Mad Bread

by KyogreMetagross January 05, 2018


mad big

when a fat girl says "ur big mad" and you respond with "you mad big, tf"

Bessie: "biden is awesome, kill all men, LGBTQIA+ will take over the world, what? you big mad?"

Cody: "You mad big, tf"

by a normal person in society March 17, 2021


Mads Siig

A danish saying for people with above average sized penises. A person that radiates BDE (Big Dick Energy)

Damn, that guy seems like a real Mads Siig!

by MissilXD October 10, 2022


Marble Madness

When one person places marbles into the anal cavity of another person while they are asleep. When the person next moves a bowel the marbles come with it and the person is rendered mad wondering where the marbles came from.

I got Jimmy with Marble Madness last night. Then this morning he was admitted to psychiatric therapy.

by David Tilley November 28, 2007


mad-fat

A chiding, comical statement made to laugh off over-eating or the need/desire to eat.

A: That was some good-ass pizza, let me get another slice!
B: You mad-fat, son.

by LovevoL February 27, 2008


poop madness

When you have to poop so badly, you can’t focus on anything except finding the nearest toilet.

Don’t bother Eric right now... He’s got poop madness real bad

by fishochist May 01, 2021