Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.
I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?
while getting a blow job, right before you blow, you pull out and yell Jack Lalanne, and you jizz on her eye brows, giving the Jack lalanne white unibrow
i gave that girl from the bar the Jack Lalanne last night
a pice of shit that has rust in it's body work, chairs replaced by wooden chairs and a chode on it's bonnet.
it's a debarcle
Someone who by doing 'jack shit' in a team environment becomes a cunt because the other people in the team have to pull the weight of that person and do extra work.
Joe: "why havent u finished work yet?"
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."
When you do a Jack Green. YOu do a gay.
Oliver Sinclair (male): wow he's so hot
Linoln Potter (Male): BRO! Why did you just pull a jack green??
The best of all, the worst of all, a dumbass, a genius, the cheesiest, the funniest... In short terms, everything and the opposite!!
"He's the worst Pirate of the Caribean!!"
*5 min later*
"He's the best Pirate of the Caribean!!"
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A nickname that refers to the Leader of Canada's NDP, Jack Layton, because of his lack of support of the Canadian Armed Forces and his sympathy and concern for the Taliban
God, that Taliban Jack is an ass, eh?
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