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Crazy bitch,
300 pound dudes commonly pass out in her bed,
can “quit nicotine cold turkey”
“Do you know Kelly Robertson”
“yeah I slept in her bed last night”
Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.
Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
A fake lesiban, someone who is a thief,liar,user,abuser. Who cheats on whoever she/he is with. Always involved with the law. Own family hates them.
Kelly grela, a lie to it's own self.
The art of pulling a Kelly is going out on the town the night before a morning shift at work but still making it into work, no matter the state you are in.
“No wonder Richard looks so rough this morning, he’s pulling a Kelly”
Jhon Kelly is a sweet nice guy, very sensitive. Their attitude suck but they are very caring. He is most likely to be a Virgo because he is very sarcastic and hot head. Great in bed, Good at Lying and a amazing fvck buddy. If you know anybody named Jhon kelly take care of them but always try to keep them in ur good side because they are reckless, petty and careless to those he doesn’t care about.
Don’t be so dramatic, don’t be a Jhon kelly today.
An absolute retard who has ratty mates and Is a ratty member he thinks he’s the shit when he’s not. He is a tosser. A plonker and a spanner.
That Callum Kelly-day is such a plonker
Poopy head with grumpyitis from a lickle village hey