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1. Overrated, unfunny shite that uses the same jokes every week - in fact, the same joke for several characters. And it manages to rip off The Fast Show and The League of Gentleman without being as funny as either.
2. This week's "Greatest British Comedy Creation" (TM)
3. A couple of chancers (see above).
Anyone that recites one of the crappy catchphrases ad nauseum...
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Commonly thought to be an impossible statement, being 'a little pregnant' is when a woman is pregnant but still able to have an abortion.
Suzy: So it turns out I'm a little pregnant
Jackie: Oh no girl that's terrible! You're parents are going to kill you! By the way it's not possible to be just a little pregnant girl.
Suzy: Actually it IS possible because I have this freshly unbent coat-hanger right here. Would you mind giving me a hand?
Jackie: Of course, that's what friends are for!
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disney movie thats the awesomest ever go jimeny cricket!!...ariel can be known as "the whore of the sea"
damn! tonight imma go watch the aweseomest movie ever!@! the little mermaid
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Noun: The short name for Little Bastard. Spun off of a popular wrestling midget, the name became famous elsewhere.
Adjective: Used to describe a child or little person who is constantly punching you in the groin. Regardless of size or medical condition.
That little bastard just punched me in the nuts!!!
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1. Your ball sack
2. Your penis
My little soldiers were attacked by Vincent.
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An irreverent way of referring to tied shoelaces.
In a joke "Q: How did Hitler tie his shoes?; A: In little nazis"
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A generic term for any small, yappy dog.
(inspired by Fawlty Towers)
Guest: He's a little Shitzu.
Major: Is he? What breed?
Guest: He's a Shitzu, a lap-dog.
Major: Hard to imagine him stalking a reindeer...
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