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A submission hold so strong, it can never be broken.
Matt had me in the Zambonian Death Leg Lock the other day...I couldn't break it!
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A euphemism for male masturbation. Comes from the way that U.S. Navy Seals swim out of nuclear submarines and onto enemy shores.
Man, Kate Beckinsale is so hot that every time I see her I want to lock out a SEAL team.
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A very consistent name for the movie.
See, there is an idiom "lock stock and barrel" which means "entirely, from top to bottom".
Also "Lock" is a slang for weed, "Stock" for money, and "barrel" for itself. The major elements in the movie are "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight Rory Breaker - who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world.
It seemed meaningless and lame as a movie name at first, but it all appeared to me when I saw it. It was truely "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".
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its like saying, be cool before i go crazy ts
*somebody does some stupid shit*, "aye, cuzzo lock in foe i tweak out'
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A type of fantasy sports manager who fucks his opponents by dominating the league, makes them fall in love with his fantasy knowledge and message board trash talking, then kicks those bitches to the curb by quitting the league when he grows tired of it.
Dude, what's up with your bro? He's totally pulling a Pop Lock & Brock It on our keeper league!
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When you worry excessively about something that, while clearly a threat, has a very tiny possibility of happening. You overthink the problem so much that you start worrying about worrying about the problem!
Man you've got Katie's Lock-Jaw syndrome, you just have to chill out and cross the bridge when you get to them.
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Lock 'em up, very tight
Left alone, in the night
Darkest dreams, we will paint
In the minds, of the saint
Lock up your children
From destruction found
Lurking in their minds
The pain starts to pound
When at last, they awake
All sanity, we will take
Tortured souls, as they fell
Subject to, this living hell
Lock up your children
From destruction found
Lurking in their minds
The pain starts to pound
Lock up your children
From destruction found
Lurking in their minds
The pain starts to pound
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