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To go take a shit. This term is used because it sounds cleaner and more user friendly than the term "poop".
"Be right back I'm 'bout to build a log cabin real quick"
"Aight bro"
When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...
Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...
Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.
Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.
When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!
Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night
A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”
A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.
Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out
It basically means a massive penis and was thought up the genius Charlie Flo himself
"Wow look at that Polish Meat Log!"
"Word around the office is you have a Polish Meat Log!"