lol-a-coughter

when you laugh so much, you start coughing.

Person One: "Roger, the bells gone"
"I didn't take it."

Person Two: "Lol-a-coughter.. *coughs hysterically* hahahaha cough ha ciuyghgihun.

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hey lol

if someone says hey lol they wanna rail the shit out of you

guy sees beautiful girl
guy"hey lol"
girl"hey"

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lol sack

a lol sack is a fictional organ that is used to define how funny something was, it is the most funny a thing can be. you would use this term in situations where you laughed so hard that your balls (or stomach ) started to hurt.

that was so funny, it felt like someone punched me in my lol sack!

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kae lol

-does not like men
but will gladly bully one if necessary(spamming "die" in their dms)

-dyslexic
cannot spell at all, but when she's serious she can suddenly spell. scary.

- loves ella and nine
idk why

shiki: hey babe

kae lol: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die

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LOL LOSER

when u call somejone a loser andn you laugh at them

poopoo: i lost a soccer game

peepee: LOL LOSER

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Black LOL

Something so funny that everybody laughs so hard that after they are done laughing they all breath in at the same time causing the universe to get sucked in with it

Jim: ...And then my ROFLcopter went SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

Shonzie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!one!!!

Entire room: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!eleven

*Everyone breathes*

boom the universe is gone

Jim: OMG a Black LOL

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Anti-lol

The anti-lol is used as a means of expressing the lack of humour in a situation. It is best used at times when someone tries to make a joke on an IM and fails miserabley either becuase : 1) They are morons 2) They just arent funny

The anti-lol is believed to orignated around 200BC in in a small greek province and is a direct descendant of the word LOL

Here is an example of when an anti-lol should not be used:
Dude 1 : Heres a really funny Joke... How many babies does it take to paint a barn?......
Dude 2 : Dunno
Dude 1 : Depends on how hard you throw them
Dude 2 : HAHA That is quite funny. This situation in no way requires me to use an anti-lol

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