mad boings

the ability to jump really high.

Yo, we was playing basketball the other day and Tyrone dunked dat shit. He gots mad boings son!

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mad-fat

A chiding, comical statement made to laugh off over-eating or the need/desire to eat.

A: That was some good-ass pizza, let me get another slice!
B: You mad-fat, son.

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Mads Siig

A danish saying for people with above average sized penises. A person that radiates BDE (Big Dick Energy)

Damn, that guy seems like a real Mads Siig!

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mad sketch

shady

That party seems mad sketch.

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Marble Madness

When one person places marbles into the anal cavity of another person while they are asleep. When the person next moves a bowel the marbles come with it and the person is rendered mad wondering where the marbles came from.

I got Jimmy with Marble Madness last night. Then this morning he was admitted to psychiatric therapy.

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poop madness

When you have to poop so badly, you can’t focus on anything except finding the nearest toilet.

Don’t bother Eric right now... He’s got poop madness real bad

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mad big

when a fat girl says "ur big mad" and you respond with "you mad big, tf"

Bessie: "biden is awesome, kill all men, LGBTQIA+ will take over the world, what? you big mad?"

Cody: "You mad big, tf"

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