maria is a very cute person, she likes to joke about monkeys and slaves. usually a Portuguese girl, an immigrant who makes very racist jokes. she is mixed and has mixed feelings about black people. says slurs every day and has a crush on a science teacher. overall very loud and obnoxious but a lovely harmless girl. a people pleaser. usually very wet and very hard too! do not go near her or she will bite you, however, gives the best succ as she doesn't bite you during that ;)
ben: "hi maria, i love the succ you give me!"
maria: "thanks, it's because im foreign!!!"
Maria is an amazing friend! She will be with you since day 1! She will have your back no matter what! Only super lucky people get her in their lives! Once you have her in your life Don't let her down or break her trust because she will regret meeting you! She is sweet and she GORGEOUS inside n out! She's a beauty!! She's a motherf**kin queen!
Who's that Chick? Its Maria! She's my bestfriend so BACK OFF B***H!
The world's strictest mother in the world, specifically Maria Adair, mother of Cole Adair.
Mannnn of course he got grounded again. His mom is such a Maria.
I think Maria grounded him again.
Maria Beatriz Rodrigues Reis também conhecida como Maria b13 é uma pessoa que gosta de ladrar para as outras, tem bué mania, e tá fodida para o teste de geometria
"temos de falar ali com a nossa amiga rit...maria desculpa para nos ajudar com o beta 13"