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The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.
My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh
A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.
"Dude did you hear Francis got a Dominican gas mask from Cindy?"
"No fuckin way, vile."
A Sparten mask is were you hang you nuts and penis over a women/men face and scream “THIS IS SPARTEN”
I can’t wait to give my girls A Sparten mask
When you stretch you ball sack out and place it over someone's mouth and nose.
I gave Sally a dust mask to make sure she didn't drown in bukakke.
A mask usually implying you are a homosexuel single man.
David broke up with Brian, I guess that’s why he is wearing a zebra mask today.
The female version of tea bagging. A woman lowers her vagina over the nose and mouth.
Tristan: I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up Blaire was giving me a Gas mask