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munch one

Subject to interpretation but generally means to tell someone to bit a cock, but "one" could mean any number of genitalia.

"Munch one" fuckface.

by Waxil April 14, 2018


Munch Muff

The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.

Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.

by Papa Bravo Romeo December 10, 2019


Munching the crunchy

Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary

Munching the crunchy sure is fun

by Jerrythepedofile June 18, 2021


Food Munch

Food Munch: (noun) A person who frequently snacks, eats, or takes food from others, often without asking. A food munch may have an insatiable appetite for food and may be seen as always hungry or constantly in search of their next meal or snack. The term "food munch" is not widely used, but it may be used to describe someone who has a particular fondness or obsession with food.

"Watch out for Sarah at the potluck, she's a real food munch and will eat everything in sight!"

"I invited my friend over for a movie night, but he turned out to be a total food munch and ate all the snacks within the first 10 minutes."

by FoodChomper3000 April 19, 2023


Pocket Munching

pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.

"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"

by ycart September 14, 2010


Midnight Munching

A midnight snack.

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.

by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023


dweeb ass munch

A person who gets above a 1 or 2 on an AP Exam aka. A person who gets a 3, 4, or 5 on any AP Exam

Chase: “Yo did you hear Colin got a 5 on the AP European History Exam!”
Aiden: “Dude no way hes a dweeb ass munch!”

by Not@DWEEBASSMUNCH May 4, 2023