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Nipple twiddler

Someone who likes to twiddle nipple or has small nipples. It is one of the best insults for a small person because they have small nipples

"Hey I was watching spongebob!"
"We'll damn you're such a nipple twiddler!"

by Shenis honeys January 09, 2013


pinnacle nipple

The highest pointed nipple known to the entire race of man kind. It's rare as fuck to find , hey maybe take a peak down your blouse , it's a small world afterall.

Last weekend when I was folding my dead grandmas laundry, I noticed a pointed abstraction surfacing my cotton shirt so I looked underneath and all that I could see was my pinnacle nipple

by Fasho1234 June 20, 2014


nipple hustle

One who does whatever neccessary to see lots and lots of nips. All shapes, colors ,and sizes are acceptable.

Aaron is taking us to Hooters to nipple hustle, he knows the manager and they always turn the a.c all the way down..do you want to come with?

by Meg&Aaron July 01, 2021


Toad Nipples

When your nipples are so hard they have bumps and it feels like a toad.

" Man it's so cold I got toad nipples"

by lostprophet1900 June 09, 2017


Nipple beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 07, 2022


Nipple inertia

A made up term that has no meaning. Disregard first definition.

No you may not check my boobs for nipple inertia.

by Not Tao's wife. May 17, 2010


pimp nipples

Nipple rings with a pimp hat on it

I love the way your pimp nipples look

by Piggycutiepie August 18, 2020