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Someone who sells their nipples for money.
Sara was a Nipple Hooker but she mad damn good money doing so.
Sweaty, hillbilly areolae, glistening in the sun on Meemaw’s front porch.
Boy, get on in here and put a shirt on, lest you put your porch nipples on display for the whole world to see.
When one suffers such obesity that ones nipples becomes their own tiddies.
Guy 1: Ah shit this fool got Tiddy Nipples!
Guy 2: No I dont!
Guy 3: Yeah you definitely have Tiddy Nipples.
A made up term that has no meaning. Disregard first definition.
No you may not check my boobs for nipple inertia.
Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
When a nip goes for a long slip
Bitch that a nice nipple slipple