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Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
1. Stoner boner is when you craving some loud ass tree
2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
1. “aye nigga I got a Stoner Boner let’s cop some tree”
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.
Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.
It is our god
A cursed granny god image, that it's our god too
Granny stoner weed!!!
- Cursed.
A secret skill not discovered until one becomes consistently high and finds evidence of it later
“I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”
the act of lighting a joint with an already lit joint
dude its too windy for my lighter. give me a stoners kiss
A stoner bag is a bag full of munchies, weed, bowls, lighters, and anything else a stoner needs.
"Hey man, is that a stoner bag you got?"
"Yeah dude! I got lots of munchies and weed in it"