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Hey remember your birth? - Guy 1
Jim? Please don’t be just another one of my hallucinations- Guy 1
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phrase used when someone calls you gay/fag/homo/idiot/queer/bitch/slut/anything used negatively and you just reply with, your what?
1: you are gay.
2: your what?
1: gay ... dammit i mean...
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She is probably cheating On you Rn
Wow , i slept with your girlfriend
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a varitation on "Your Face".
Used when your friends allready said "Your Face"
Or, when there really sick of it
person 1 :hey wanna go out on a date
Person 2: your ugly
Person 1: your place is ugly
Person 2: um, um, ummm
Person 1: this is awesome
Person 2: your place is awesome
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1). A playful phrase spoken to friends as a term of endearment. The phrase "your a thumb" roughly means "your dumb" and is spoken to friends to emphasize their flaws, in a loving way.
2). The phrase "your a thumb" may also mean "you have a big forehead"
1) Katie: *falls*
Malia: "YOUR A THUMB"
2) Malia: "Brendon has such a big forehead"
Katie: "He's such a thumb"
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When some draws a line and another crosses it so bad they go so far south, they end up in a city hundreds of mile away from said line, thus showing themselves to be an ass.
Steve and Joe live in Canada.
Steve: Dude I have turkey fingers.
Joe: What's that?
Steve: Been cooking turkey all day and my fingers have turkey grease all over them.
Joe: Well then I must have greasy mom fingers. I've been cookin your moms baby box with my fat fingers all day and now they're all greasy and smelly.
Steve: Dude, your in Denver.
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