A wet noodle is your dogs penis after you suck them off
My dog has a wet noodle under that dog foreskin
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a group of douche bag kids.
"look at this gaggle of fags coming towards us"
"man, they's bramen noodles."
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The term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. The strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.
After walking 11 miles home in the NYC Blackout of August 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.
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Matthew Maldonado. The most cautionary pasta ever. When he gets roasted he becomes spaghetti.
"Danger Noodle! You are the worst!"
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Noun-A person who partakes in extra stupid or odd activities
Verb-The physical act of doing something incredibly stupid or odd
Wow, Steve is such a ramen noodle.
Ben! You're ramen noodling!
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The offensive capabilities of Medic from TF2.
You only need to worry about your medium, since the medic has the offensive capabilities of a Pool Noodle.
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The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.
Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines
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