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A wet noodle is your dogs penis after you suck them off
My dog has a wet noodle under that dog foreskin
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a group of douche bag kids.
"look at this gaggle of fags coming towards us"
"man, they's bramen noodles."
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The term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. The strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.
After walking 11 miles home in the NYC Blackout of August 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.
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Matthew Maldonado. The most cautionary pasta ever. When he gets roasted he becomes spaghetti.
"Danger Noodle! You are the worst!"
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Noun-A person who partakes in extra stupid or odd activities
Verb-The physical act of doing something incredibly stupid or odd
Wow, Steve is such a ramen noodle.
Ben! You're ramen noodling!
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The offensive capabilities of Medic from TF2.
You only need to worry about your medium, since the medic has the offensive capabilities of a Pool Noodle.
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When one drinks a small amount of alcohol and engages in wobbly activities. (The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. ) Then the person grabs someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. Aka a goose noodle.
My friend Andrew is a goose noodle.
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