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jerk face

A face on somebody's head that is a jerk.

That guy is cool, but his face is a jerk, thus, he is a jerk face. That fucking jerk face. If his jerk faceness was measured on a scale of one to ten, it would be 300009458048053 because he is such a fucking jerk faced bastard bitch slut. Poop in my pants for me, will you?

by JarMan September 21, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


cummy jerk

"commander bun" is a cummy jerk, he smells and he pees on the floor. cummy jerk originated from wesley's street sounds of this homeless master of sound. "fuc* your cummy ass, jerk!". it is addicting to say and it offends as many people as you possibly could.

cummy jerk is chewng the wall again. stupid commander bun looks like your dad's SLR.

by romperstomper July 31, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


circle jerk

A tearm used by kids involved in the punk rock sceen to discribe someone who enters a mash pit or circle pit not to have a good time but to bully others around and start a fight usually target a certin person smaller then themselves and most likely a litle too drunk

Dude at that Global Threat show the other night there was a stupid circle jerk fuckin with everyone in the pit...

by penis monster98992 August 3, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jiggle Jerk

Someone that suffers an epileptic fit, while in middle of yelling at you. He proceeds to bite his tongue off, fill his briefs with fecal matter, just before you have sex with his corpse after falling off a building balcony and on to a pile of broken glass. he sticks a floppy dildo up his ass, jiggles it around, jerks it out and thwacks you in the face with it.

"Out of the fucking way you god damn Jiggle Jerk."

by Sayitlikeit_is September 1, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


kitten jerk

Like a male circle jerk but involving online female erotica writing communities that exist on Live Journal. The bizarre behavior that all girl yaoi writers will sometime do where in the middle of writing online erotica the girls all post pictures of their cats and ooh and aww over them. There is no true Male metaphor for this.

My girl has been writing smut with some other girls on LJ, but when I peeked on her machine to see what it was about, all I got was some lame kitten jerk.

by darekb January 21, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


jerk burger

A person who is such a jerk... that they resemble a burger!

"That guy is such a jerk burger, he needs a side of extra pickles!!!"

by JustinK September 10, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


jerk face

a person who is such a jerk, that you jerk in their face (hence the name); a jerk face is a jerk by serzcore standards

You're such a jerk face... I'm gonna jerk in your face.

by two spotter mgee October 29, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž