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Brown Thomas

When a guy does somebody up the ass and before ejaculation he partially pulls out leaving the head of the penis in the ass and masterbates until he cums. The term originates in Ireland and is named after an upper class store in Dublin

I was with this chick last night and I gave her the Brown Thomas. Anal Sex

by Charlie-O March 9, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


rei brown

Rei Brown is a musician who specializes in Vaporwave music and music to listen to while on a rainy day or after heartbreak. Also could be listened to when in a relationship. Also a close friend of Joji aka FilthyFrank.

Person 1: Ayy, did you hear that new guy who makes dope vaporwave music? He's called rei brown.
Person 2: Nah, man. I've been busy. I'll check him out as soon as i can.

by chloeburbank April 9, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


brown sock

This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.

Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.

Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.

by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005

53๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown Scorpion

A Brown Scorpion is when you are in the 69 position with a woman on top. She bites down on your cock just hard enough to make you freeze in terror, but not actually do any damage. Then she proceeds to shit all over your face.

I was in a 69 with Samantha last night, and the next thing I knew she hit me with a Brown Scorpion!

by highborn June 10, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown Nose

1. To try too hard to impress someone (often your manager at work). To be an ass kisser.

She is the biggest Brown Nose in the company!

by C.J. Byrne April 18, 2008

184๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mike Brown

When you take a poop and it makes a skid mark down the side of the toilet

Mark- "Look at this brown streak on the toilet bowl!"
Donny- "Someone must have taken a Mike Brown."

by Babaquan December 31, 2015

30๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown Lightning

While having luscious butt sex the pitcher electrocutes the catcher with a taser.

Man, I nailed my girl with a dose of brown lightning last night, and she punched me in the face after she regained consciousness.

by Skeet McGee August 25, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž