make dead

V - to make someone dead is to masturbate on them, while looking at them, without them knowing, and then ejaculate on them. It only counts if you are male and they are also male, otherwise youre just being creepy. This is also called killing them. If you survive the longest without being killed, you are the winner and the game starts over.

"i totally made alex doyle dead the other day."
"yeah to make dead another person is awesome"

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Dead bored

bored till like a dead person.

Alissa : heyy girl, hows yesterday?
Me : dead bored.

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dead buns

Similar to saying "Are you serious?".

"Yo muh dude kiesha is prego."

"Are you DEAD BUNS?"

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twice dead

Basic Bible teaching
referring to those who were too smart
in thier physical lives
for thier own good

You live twice, you die once
you live once , you die twice
You're not born in the spirit?
You twice dead man
Get born again...QUICK!

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Dead Baby

A series of jokes that are increasingly popular with angsty teens.

(One of the funnier dead baby jokes)

Emo: Whats worse than a pile of a thousand dead babies?
Normal Person: I'm probably gunna regret this but, what?
Emo: The one at the bottom eating its way out!
Normal Person: *while laughing* Ah! Thats just sick!!!

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dead hair

Straight hair that has no excitement like curly hair. It's just dead and boring to look at. Nothing interesting about it.

"I'm glad i don't have dead hair. I got excitement on my head!" lol

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Dead Meerkat

The infamous expression of shock/disbelief and/or rejection. Famous users of the 'Dead Meerkat' include Petr Cech, and of course, meerkats, such as the one in 'The Lion King' (Please note that no research was taken into whether or not the meerkat in 'The Lion King' did indeed assume the 'Dead Meerkat' position even once throughout the entirity of the film).
The expression is a pose in which the user extends the arms outwards, elbows bent, fingers pointing downwards with the palms facing towards the ribcage, usually accompanied by a facial expression of shock and/or bewilderness/disorientation. In extreme circumstances, the user will assume the pose whilst simultaneously falling backwards onto the ground, curling up one's legs and stiffening the toes.

Examples:
1.
Player A: *Slots ball past Petr Cech*
Petr Cech: *Falls onto back and assumes the position of the 'Dead Meerkat'*

2.
Person A: "Oi mate watch me get wiv dis fitty yeah"
Person B: "Go on then son"
Person A: *Walks up to target and offers to dance*
Target: *Looks at her less attractive friend, pointing towards the bar, followed by a nod in unison from both, thus walking away*
Person A: *Assumes the 'Dead Meerkat' position*

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