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the fattest of the fatty patty's the most outrageous heffa to exsist.
"shyla-jade is morbidly obsese. stupid heffa."
This woman!!! Holy shit boyz she's FIIIINEE!!!! But she'll love you like no other AND warning she's a bit of a hoe, likes the cold ducks, and LOVES MONEY!!!!
Guy 1: "Duuude! I slept with Jade B last night after we smoked... BEST NIGHT EVER!!!"
Guy 2: "Bro no way! Fuckin' lucky!!!"
The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Sweetest person I the world. People should stop controlling her and hating her. I love her!
Person 1:do you know liana jade?
Person 2:no
Person 1:go follow her she is amazing!
Person 2 : ok!
*1 month later*
Person 2: I'm so glad you told me about liana, she is amazing!
Person 1: ikr I love her sm
Your probs not gonna see this liana but ilysm!,
Kay xx
Chicken nuggets bitch
#LingLingForTheWin
Jade tried to be cool one time....
This was so funny that it's soo true that Jordan is better then jade
Halle-Jade's are amazing people, they care about others and always put others first. They may have some issues but always put them a side to help others.
Yeah my girl Halle-Jade is simply amazing.
A nasty ass chinese restaurant in kingston that uses dog meat as their "chicken"
-hey do you wanna go to jade garden for lunch?
-Nah I don't feel like eating dog today.