office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.

After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.

Officer D

"Officer D" is short for "Officer Dickhead". Commonly used by punks, skaters, and other "fuzz haters", for a cop being an ass.

Officer D. has been seen in a few things, including the THPS serise (Tony Hawk Pro Skater), one even having a unlockable character named Officer D. The same officer can be seen in Tampa of THUG.

"Oh look, its officer D."

Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.

- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.

Officer

Those annoying ass guys that pull you over for speeding

No officer, I did not rape those 30 innocent children and then proceeded to hide them in my basement

Office dweller

A lingering office fart

Be careful I just gave birth to a office dweller

Is that a office dweller I smell?

Office Carrion

The leftover food at work from catered lunches, personal pizzas, cookies, and sandwich platters that starving and overworked staff eat after about 1:15PM instead of rushing out to grab a quick bite.

1. You should have seen the hordes of co-ops fighting over the office carrion today!
2. Man, I was so busy with back to back meetings today, then that idiot booked a lunch meeting... All I had to eat today was some office carrion. I had to kill four co-ops to eat.

officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”

> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick