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Pronounced TAR FAR by hicks, this is a pile of tires that is constantly on fire in a small town called Springfield. They have never put it out, but that's only because they are too lazy to even try.
How did a giant pile of tires get into the middle of the town, let alone catch on fire and stay like that for years? Exactly
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Fire Taint is the painful, yet semi-erotic burning of the gludial cleft or taint. Inflammation, itching, burning, and possible bloodiness associated with irritation of the taint (aka - irri-taint), most commonly associated with over-wiping of one's ass. It may be caused by chaffing, rubbing vigourously without proper lubrication or a lack of grundle butter, especially after excercise or long walks combined with high temperatures and exceptionally wet and / or hot farts.
I had many beers and wings last night. Farted and sharted all day......now I have wicked fire taint and can't sit. My girl would not give me grundlatio, I am pissed.
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wings of fire a book series abt dragons. it can be abbreviated to wof. people who read it are dorks but we can still have friends so shut up.
queen glory is the best. and so is qinter.
person: what are you reading?
dork: *holds up wings of fire*
person: oh nice- whats it about?
dork: well... *explains whole plot, favourite characters and favourite ships*
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An unsympathetic and merciless phrase which may be used by those with the power to hire and fire employees or contractors, when they no longer require the services of those in their employ.
Popularised by the entertainer Donald Trump on the TV show 'The Apprentice', before the majority of US voters decided to turn the phrase on him in November 2020.
"Mr Trump, the people have spoken: you're fired!"
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A term that means do you have any weed. Fire can be mid to high quality bud.
"Hey man I got the cash you got the fire?"
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When a joke is very funny and everyone is laughing, then that one kid just has to make another joke. The joke fails miserably, and he ruins the moment.
Person 1:That's what I did to your mother last night!
(Everyone) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, I was with your mother too!
(Everyone)*Crickets*
Person 1:Dude, your pissing on the fire
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To open a girls pussy lips, and pour hot sauce inside until she screams
I gave Tiffany quite the fire alarm yesterday
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