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A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.
Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves
Hands down, best sex life ever. Hailey’s timid and poised nature balances out Dave’s boisterous manner. Dave’s blunt yet funny personality brings out Hailey’s goofy side when she’s being too serious. What one lacks in this relationship, the other makes up for. Wildly similar yet grossly different, these two make a beautiful pairing. If this couple doesn’t let their similar dominant natures get in the way of their love, they will stay together in a strong healthy relationship that can be broken by nothing. Did I mention they make a sexy AF couple?
I want what Hailey and Dave have. They’ll either be co defendants or happily together forever. Or maybe both?
An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys
Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.
A "Dave Bottom" is a bottom that denies their status as a bottom despite the fact it's painfully obvious that they are a bottom. Their bottom status is judged on many factors including appearance, attitude, and common behaviors along with their response to being called a bottom. This phrase is most commonly used as a form of confirmation that one is a bottom.
Annie: Honey you're a Dave Bottom
Rick: WHAT NO I'M NOT!
Annie: *sigh* He never listens....
Fucks hundreds of bitches every single day.
Damn dave moss fucking hundreds of bitches every day as usual.
A man of Indian origin who always seems to be high in any type of situation. He also likes turning on any gender but fails to do so.
"OMG, get out of here! You're being such a Dave Raj!"
A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face
Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!