bloody cunt rag

An insult created by my friends and myself after discussing and coming to the conclusion that almost all insults currently in use have been over-used and become trite and meaningless. The term bloody cunt rag should only be used as a last resort, an extreme last resort, and when it is truly deserved to in order to preserve its true meaning.

You're more disgusting than a bloody cunt rag.

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Russian dish rag

after finishing on a girl's face you proceed to wipe off the white stuff with your balls

Last night when I gave my girl Russian dish rag, she was eternally grateful.

A Russian dish rag is better than no rag at all.

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Bloody Cunt Rag

Derogatory phrase used to emphasize the bloodiness of one's cunt rag.

Shift it, ya bloody cunt rag!

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Morphtronic Jizz Rag

Something to decscribe your moms vagina

Joey:I Just Saw A Morphtronic Jizz Rag
Me:You Saw Your Moms Vagina?!?!?!?!

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tattered rags

1) Hobo clothing
2) Hobo housing

1) My tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.
2) Oh sheezy! My tattered rags are gone! Where will I live?

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Red rag

Is your tongue, according to a book entitled Vocabulum; or, The Secret Language of Crime, by George W. Matsell, written in 1859.

Shut your potato-trap and give the red rag a holiday.

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rag mats

cloths used for cleaning, rags (dish towels), and mats, cloths in front of the door

Use the rag mats to clean the dog's feet

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