When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse
"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."
A shuffle created by the ancient egyptian king, King Bahaatoeima the III. It was a shuffle created by King B, to show remorse towards his workers thousands of years ago.
"I shall do the bahaatoeima shuffle to show remorse.."
A dance made by the Urban Legend known as, "Bahaatoeima" a shuffle, created to the slaves of bahaatoeima asking and begging for food or to be released for sunlight.
"Oh bahaatoeima please! i will do the shuffle just for you!"
-does the bahaatoeima shuffle-
A Religious shuffle created by the urban legends "Bahaatoeima" back in 1600 B.C. representing their love for their king.
"Oh master how much i love you! -intensely does the bahaatoeima shuffle-"
Being up earlier and being more productive than is necessary.
The sunshine Sue shuffle started early today! The table was set by sun up!
When you non-chalantly bend/spread your legs while in deep conversation to unstick your nuts that are sticking to your inner thigh.
I just did the stuck nut shuffle while I was talking to that hot girl over there and she thought I was doing yoga poses.
A poor excuse for a dance move designed in thirty seconds, in which you wiggle your ass back and forth like there's a three foot dildo in there, and then walk forward and backward stiffly. (Imagine walking while holding a shit)
"Yo did you see Emily last night? she does the butt stuff shuffle a tad too well"