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The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.
I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.
To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.
Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?
In order to look busy, the lasy computer user just shuffles windows around his desktop with the odd grunt and sigh as if he/she is working hard.
Oh look at him doing nothing and just desktop shuffling.
When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.
Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.
A Shuffle on a music player that plays hits after hits without whack songs in between
"Man, the car ride was turnt as hell! I must've hit the golden shuffle."
The phenomenon that occurs when someone in isolation (either voluntary or mandatory) doesn't have enough food in the fridge to generate a meal. It's in this case when the last and only resort is to use whatever you may find in the fridge to prepare one poor, generally-themed meal for the day. This may also happen in a hangover or being very stoned.
Bro I was so stoned I could barely manage to make a fridge shuffle. It was pretty good tho...
The long walk home after waking up on a couch that isn't yours still drunk the next morning.
Steve Six AM Shuffled his way back to his dorm in his pirate costume after waking up on a hammock that was not his own.