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Open The Dojo

To start a fight using martial art techniques(MMA).

Mus opened the dojo and beat up those POGs in HQ Platoon. If you know anyone who needs it feel free to ask them what time it is and when they respond with 2:30 etc etc, say "It is time to open the dojo."

by Pocha December 4, 2010


AYO FOOOO OPEN UP

when your friend gets angry at you or when the FBI finds out you have been hiding 16 bodies for 17 years.

AYO FOOOO OPEN UP FOR IM GONNA MAKE SURE YOUR LIFE IS A LIVING HELL

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW October 23, 2022


Barn Door Is Open

A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).

Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”

by CreamyDreamSupreme May 1, 2023


vein opener

A song, story, or other work of art so abjectly depressing that it makes you want to hide all the sharp objects.

I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to put Paula Cole's classic 90s vein opener "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" on a mix for listening to in the car. Totally inappropriate.

by Lady Csyde July 26, 2016


Tanner Opening

When you attack with only your king in chess and win

I beat this guy in chess with the tanner opening

by Tannerbarb771 March 19, 2021


Open A.I.

No the fuck you are not you retarded bitch.

Hym "I sat on the one about Open A.I. for a minute too but ya'll wanted to pretend you aren't worse than a motherfucker that sit and play video games all day posting on UD. Could have cornered the market on the shit. Now everyone has it. You thought you were smart and you're a fucking retard. Enjoy. Enjoy reality. It consists of me being better than everyone, indefinitely. China even got it to now. You're welcome President Pooh. If Jordan wasn't a bitch you wouldn't have that."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2023


school opener

A softer version of the term 'school shooter'.

Everyone remarked how school sucked, so I became a school opener because of them.

by SleepyShard October 16, 2021