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A male gold-digger who is at the disposal of a wealthy, female, sexual partner, and afforded the luxuries of her wealth, but confined to her expectations for his looks, attitude, and acquaintances.
Mary bought Kevin a house with a pool and told him he can't hang out with us anymore; he's an owned man.
means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.
"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."
When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.
A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.
"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)
(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.
Get lax owned you noob.
I just lax owned you.
Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.
"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"