"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"
Own Cum - To masturbate and shoot a cumshot onto your face and/or in your own mouth.
My girlfriend caught me masturbating and as my punishment, she made me taste my own cum!
means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.
"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."
The original owner would and is 'gravity' by scientific order of the creation of 'things'/big bang. No one can realistically negotiate the transfer of owning with 'gravity'. So the second owner would be the 'stars' and their photons, until the last photon from the 'star' has been exhausted and no longer exists as the 'star' the ownership can be declared from the living being who is the first currently living being.
However the ownership realistically can / almost never can be declared by any living being, because where there is photons there is the possibility of life. Unless the planet, rock and any other debris in space that hasn't been hit by any photons by the 'star'. Known as the void, the black holes and the space pockets that no light can reach.
Human or any other living being cannot own the 'bodies because of the photons, and the microscopic cells that were transferred from the last owner 'gravity', then 'stars'. Cell's that can not talk unless they evolved to talk, they cannot represent all of the cells in the 'body'. Finally reaching the argument of consciousness is the temporary owner of nothing, unless it tries to own anything, it will kill itself, because gravity exist anywhere, and photons can exist anywhere in the living zone's. (Unless they are no longer bound by 'death').
Jorge you know you can't 'Own / Owning & Anything related to it. anything', because photons and gravity owns you! LUL