Dirty old track pants that have seen some years. Grey, charcoal, or black sweat pants are the standard so the orange stains from eating cheesies hungover on a Sunday afternoon are highlighted. They only need to be washed twice a month maximum and you've had the best years of your life in those bad boys.
I was rockin' cheesy pants all friggin' day watching trailer park boys because I was 10/10 drunk last night.
In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.
The horribly itchy, rashy sensation you get in your pants after you trim your pubes
Person #1: Shit man, my girlfriend didn't like my bush, so i snipped it, and now i have a killer pant prickle
Person #2: Dude, that's tough
The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.
Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.
A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder
A better term for a teste sac
Humorous scrotum
Man bag
"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"
"Why us my pants purse so twisted"
"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"
Got something big in Jonah’s pants wonder what it is ;)
Oh Cameron, you've got some massive, stinky splodey pants!