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Cheesy pants

Dirty old track pants that have seen some years. Grey, charcoal, or black sweat pants are the standard so the orange stains from eating cheesies hungover on a Sunday afternoon are highlighted. They only need to be washed twice a month maximum and you've had the best years of your life in those bad boys.

I was rockin' cheesy pants all friggin' day watching trailer park boys because I was 10/10 drunk last night.

by Ronronbojangles January 16, 2016


pants cough

A muffled fart

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.

by Xeroman November 23, 2015


Pant Prickle

The horribly itchy, rashy sensation you get in your pants after you trim your pubes

Person #1: Shit man, my girlfriend didn't like my bush, so i snipped it, and now i have a killer pant prickle

Person #2: Dude, that's tough

by experiencedinthisfield April 03, 2009


Waffle pants

The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.

Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.

by StingyZebra May 18, 2014


Pants purse

A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder

A better term for a teste sac

Humorous scrotum

Man bag

"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"

"Why us my pants purse so twisted"

"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"

by Alifeinchapters July 31, 2020


Jonah’s pants

Got something big in Jonah’s pants wonder what it is ;)

Wow he got a Jonah’s pants

by Jonahsexgod January 22, 2021


splodey pants

pampers full o' poo.

Oh Cameron, you've got some massive, stinky splodey pants!

by knittzilla December 07, 2007