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xan pants

when a dude high off bars pants sag to their knees since they honestly don't give a shit about their pants sagging

guy 1: tell dude pick his pants up

guy 2: nah dude he off xans right now
guy 1: them shits xan pants not even sagging no more

by siptoomuch June 19, 2020


Desk pants

Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.

Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.

Bro- you smell.

Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.

by That IT Nerd September 6, 2017


Joshy Pants

When one goes diarrhea in one’s pants

Man that taco bar made me get joshy pants

by Mo is gay November 17, 2019


shid pant

when you get too excited and shid your pant.

your mum -“oh no i shat myself
me - “haha shid pant”

by AHAHSHHDHZBD February 28, 2022


Pant Prickle

The horribly itchy, rashy sensation you get in your pants after you trim your pubes

Person #1: Shit man, my girlfriend didn't like my bush, so i snipped it, and now i have a killer pant prickle

Person #2: Dude, that's tough

by experiencedinthisfield April 3, 2009


pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.

Pant Melons McGee

by Sharzaleeza Rice July 5, 2010


Pants purse

A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder

A better term for a teste sac

Humorous scrotum

Man bag

"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"

"Why us my pants purse so twisted"

"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"

by Alifeinchapters July 31, 2020