Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.
You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.
I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.
The person that never existed and never will
Person 1: hey why are there like, only 6 people who exist?
Person 2: i dunno
Person 12: *doesnt exist*
never never NEVER USED
person 1: AMOG US trash
person 2: cringe
person 3:yeah so funni
person 4: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 5: *does ritual
person 50: hello mortals
person 1: AMOG US trash
person 2: cringe
person 3:yeah so funni
person 4: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 5: *does ritual
person 50: hello mortals
A really annoying kid whose only words that comes out of their mouths (or keyboard) are stale meme references. Also loves to spam group chats with stupid tasteless memes.
Classmate 1: Yo you know Dustin over there?
Classmate 2: You mean that one meme person who can't go one minute without saying SHEEESH?
Classmate 1: Yeah
Classmate 2: Ugh I hate that kid.
If you know about Greg (the fastest growing army on youtube) Then you will know it's leader, His name is danny gonzales aka drew gooden aka the true ceo of squarespace.
Drew Gooden's Greg, is the fastest growing army on youtube. They are the same person.
A very cool person who is a pumpkin.
"Pumpkin person is cool"
n: the personality one takes when becoming drunk
I really like Jake when he's sober, but his drunk personality sucks.