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to ejaculatecum on the ear listening part of the phone, and give it to a friend for use.
i totaly tricked reggie with the old salty phone yesterday, and he's totaly cheesed off.
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An LG phone is a shit phone and the emojis look like shit too
If you use an LG phone then you're pour
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Being shuffled around between operators, departments, etc...while on the phone. This is something that usually lasts more than 30 minutes including hold time.
Once again I was busy being phone fucked while trying to contact the department head, no one even thanked me.
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A band from Connecticut made up of a guitar player, a bassist, a drummer, and a singer.
Silent Phoning is playing at the Webster tonite. Hooray.
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The act of a woman sexually pleasuring a man using phone, text, or imagery as stimulation.
Tiffany, that was the most amazing phone job! Thank you, baby.
You're welcome, Ryan.
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A satanic device of my own creation. Beginning as a Facebook PM to my close friends to inform them of my new phone number, it has evolved into an unnecessary, over-2000-replied message, repeatedly filling up the inboxes of those involved stupid enough to not turn off email alerts for PMs.
One day, RE: PHONE will be a true internet meme.
Lil' Dan: What!? I've got 89 new emails?!... goddamn that fucking RE: PHONE!
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How many times you let the phone ring before you pick it up.
Here are the ratings for it
(how many times you let the phone ring)->(event)
1-> you are very insecure
2-> 2 is your lucky number
3-> you are waiting for callers ID
4-> you like to let it ring a while
5-> you have trouble finding the phone
6-> you think its cool to let the answering machine pick it up
yo man, my girls phone stamina is like a 6, she hardly picks up
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