Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?
Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.
Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
Having excruciating pain in the genital area after colliding with a cylindrical object (a.k.a. a water bottle)
Did you see the VTuber who got poled on stream by a water bottle?
When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."
Cute , Nice , Country Boy , Kaitlins Boyfriend , Sweet , Charming , Cuddly , Etc <3
Beka : Omg he is such a ernest poling.
Reba : I know right!
you been gettin any smack batter on the hoorah pole?
when a female knows that you like her then jumps into a relationship and everybody knows about it and she does not give a single fuck about your feelings also she will let you suffer in pain while she spends time with her man and not even check up on you she also goes out and party gets drunk and does dangerous shit
That female sani.fav is a goddamn shit pole she jumped into a relationship and let another man who liked her suffer while she takes them backshots from that light skin lonzo ball as nigga