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Any phone calls placed after 2am to the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual activity, even though the caller never admits that is the real reason for the call.
Witek only calls me after the bar closes around 2am and threatens to hang up on me when I don't go over to his house. (Polish Booty Call)
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trying to "fix up" a junky car.it cannot be done, give it up!
nathan, sell that cavi!you can't polish a turd!
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to try to "fix up" an ugly car, or to try to turn a compact rice burner into a race car.
i told that guy trying to pimp a cavi, "you can't polish a turd"
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unconvincingly attempt to make an irreconcilably bad situation look good.
They're trying to portray the poor financial reports as positive, but you can't polish a turd.
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To masterbate while driving
You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
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When yo gurl holds your testicals with fo' fingas and her palm and pushes your penis up with her thumb, then takes her other hand and rubs the head of yo penis with her palm in a circular motion.
When yo gurl holds your testicals with fo' fingas and her palm and pushes your penis up with her thumb, then takes her other hand and rubs the head of yo penis with her palm in a circular motion. And she shouts "YOUR Gettin' Yo nob Polished "
My mom said I'd grow hair on my palms if I kept polishing Yul Brenner's head, but I'm determined to wear that hair off.