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The act of fucking before marrige
Immediately condemns you to hell
Girlfriend/Fiancé:*tries to grab pp*
Me: BACK THE FUCK UP! No pre-marrital sex!
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The act of attacking someone under the ruse of self-defence, purely so they don't even get a chance to attack you. Usually happens in a bar or other locations that could have disturbance.
Person A: Giving me skittles should apply to you doing any Glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. Deep fried foods are okay, if it's fish. Anything else, a skittle.
Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha
Person A: I can live with that
Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!
Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out
Person B: and the bottling is self defence??
Person A: Pre-self defence.
Person B: ahhh yes
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Pre-Break Week is the week before any holiday or vacation for school. It is usually filled with many tests and homework assignments. For reasons unknown, teachers gang up on students and try to cram any last minute work they forgot to give their students in the prior weeks.
Joe: Yo man, my English teacher gave me 50 pages to read out of our book for Pre-Break Week. It's all due Thursday.
Bob: My History teacher is giving us a test Friday on all of the countries in the World. Man, I hate Pre-Break Week.
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the action done before the actual vomiting it is used to show something is in utter distaste
person 1: i got a new zune
person 2:(proceeds to make gagging sound) pre-vomit gag
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The amount of coordination that most caffeine addicts have before their first cup of coffee.
" Oh man i spilled my breakfast everywhere then tripped over the dog before i got to the coffee pot"
"Yea thats pre-coffee coordination for ya bro"
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An attractive, desirable woman who has been previously enjoyed sexually
Johanna is a pre-loved honey thanks to Patrick, Bob and Glenn
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G: gremlin like
I: impish
R: retarded
L: little
S: spawns of satin
This arcanum is the best way to describe Pre teen girls. While finding others pain and suffering enjoyable they can be found lurking in the shadows of boys hearts and sex offenders search history. By age 12, some parents take advantage of their little angle by turning them into a cash cow, via YouTube videos, child actor, or even something as simple as a lemonade stand forcing to do something they don’t want to do for money. Some of the worst living creature on this planet.
Pre teen girls 1; YOUR SUCH A FUCKING BITCH TIFFANY, YOU KNEW THAT I LIKED GREG HOW COULD YOU DO THAT
Teen 2; I’m sorry, I’ll buy you a coffee
Teen 1; OMG I HATE YOU SOO MUCH, I HOPE YOU DIE *runs away sobbing*
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