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When a girl wants sex so bad that she grabs your penis and will not let it go.
That chick wanted sex so bad she Dutch Pulled me until my dick was chaffed.
When you royally screw up by trying to advocate something unpopular and at the same time use unpopular objects in your argument. In the end, you just make a fool of yourself and what your trying to advocate.
Pepsi really outdid themselves by pulling a pepsi when they aired an ad about the black-lives matter movement and also included Kendall Jenner. This all ended in a fail, resulting in backlash.
To do something so dumb, it can only be described as being "Jarett dumb".
An few examples of how to Pull an Ackey would include:
-Taking out street signs as a form of entertainment.
-Accidentally forgetting you lent out your vehicle to your father and reporting it stolen a few hours later.
-Calling for emergency first-aid because you want some Tylenol.
-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there as well. Call in sick hours later and get busted.
-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there...again. Call in sick and get busted...again.
Saying something moronic all of your friends will leave you for sure.
"Who is George Washington?"
"Oh great he's pulling an akg."
To have sex with 6 playmates at the same time.
Me: Dude, my wife caught me pulling a ronster!
My friend: You slept with 6 playmates?!!!
Me: I'm shittin you not!
To do something stupid while intoxicated. Such as breaking your foot, make out with people you shouldn't, puke your guts out and then rally for more.
I should have just gone home last night, but instead I decided to pull a Lil.
1. Lying about your origins, even when they are obvious.
2. Charging 10 times the amount something is really worth.
3. Censoring all opposition.
Examples of pull an Evony.
1. Bob: Aren't you Canadian?
Bill: No! I'm Mexican, eh!
2. Bob: I have a pen, do you want to buy it?
Bill: How much?
Bob: 10 bucks.
Bill: No way.
Bob: This pen will give you a huge advantage over other writers though.
Bill: I'll take it!
3. Bob: Dude! You just ran over a cat!
Bill: No I didn't.
Bob: Yes you did, dude. I'm gonna tell someone.
Bill: Be quiet. *kills*